Just because they want to devour your species is no reason not to make small talk. Try this book of opening phrases.
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“Marauding Mom” Assures Seating for Herself at the Christmas Tots Program With This One Weird Trick
You won’t believe what this amazing mother did to turn the tables on people who got to the program on time last year and behaved politely .
Man Finds Reading Glasses After Eight Years of Incessant Round-the-Clock Searching
Local man, in flat nutty years-long search for a pair of stupid reading glasses, shows where he found them.
The Zombie Employment Apocalypse
Zombie shows call for certain skills and elevated a lot of newcomers to stardom. But what happens when the good times stop rolling?
Crop Dusting by Circus Cannon
Where does a three-year old find work to pay his parents for raising him? Capitalism and human ingenuity will find a way.
The Grade School Science Fair Approach to Business Presentations
Young scholars brought enthusiasm and a wealth of visual aids to their science fair exhibits. Speakers today have much to learn.
German Christmas Characters Look a Lot Like Other Cultures' Evil Villains
Employment prospects are bright if you are a lurching, slithering, hag-haired, sharp-taloned, shrieking monster type of fellow. You can always find work in German Christmas tales.