Ferrying a lovesick poet across the plains of Kansas does absolutely nothing to cheer him up and in fact seems to make him a bit worse. 

The sprint to the available seating is important. Experts say that starting blocks such as those used in track and field events are perfectly acceptable.

The modern ghost’s guide to manners.

Packing the trunk of your car for vacation in your driveway was a public invitation to the entire neighborhood to provide running commentary and analysis. 

A troubling, throbbing, thumping from under the floorboards as of a beating human heart disrupting conversation with the nice men from the police? One local home improvement advisor has the solution for you.

The eye doctor shows unusually good cheer considering that we are all several years late to our appointments.