Neanderthals brought quarterly sales meetings to a quick close by feeding low performers to passing sabertooth tigers.
All in Fractured history
Trending: #GreekWarriorsinHollowHorse
The text message reads: “Guess where I am. No, guess. Go ahead, guess. You won’t believe it. Guess, guess, guess! Inside a huge hollow wooden horse!”
You Never Saw Ancient Civilizations Stringing Holiday Lights
If we hope to get this civilization into extra innings we’d better cease stringing holiday lights pronto.
Homo Sapiens: The Tool-Borrowing Animal
The man with no tools never has to lend them.
Opening Night at the Cave Painting Gallery
Oh, to be there at the dawn of art! But the critical spirit and a so-so Chardonnay weren’t far behind.