We could all use a minor league to bring our game up to snuff.
Takes Direction Poorly
It takes a certain caliber of man to enter, say, a corporate headquarters, dressed in plaid shorts, Hawaiian shirt, wingtips, and black socks.
Under the Weather
Conversation falters when you don’t have the weather to talk about. Can the fall of civilization be far behind?
Dinosaurus Preposterosus
WE have heard of spike-tailed, duck-billed, armor-sheathed, crested, horned, long-necked, tyrannic, and frankly ill-tempered dinosaurs. Yesterday’s news, my friend. How about one that croons?
Modern Fitness: The Pterodactyl Method
Motivation for your workout can be hard to come by. That’s where the evil flying monkeys come in.
When Earth Becomes Just Another Tourist Trap
I’m not going to pretend to be a blacksmith for a bunch of snooty Venusians and that’s all there is to it.
Packing for Vacation, the Measure of a Man
Packing the trunk of your car for vacation in your driveway was a public invitation to the entire neighborhood to provide running commentary and analysis.