It takes a certain caliber of man to enter, say, a corporate headquarters, dressed in plaid shorts, Hawaiian shirt, wingtips, and black socks.

It’s not like I’m asking the meaning of life. I’d be satisfied knowing if I’m supposed to click, wave, throw, dial, yell at, or dismantle the device in my hand.

Some say the world will end by fire, others say by ice. Others still say it will be by email.

The most alarming words in the English language.

Did you hear the one about the humorist who never saw the robot job apocalypse coming?

Some topics are too blood-curdling for Halloween, like automotive repair shops.

No more long silences and puzzled looks after one of your jokes. Just outsource the laughter to the robot.