Any resemblance to actual people in this fellow’s novel seems flat-out guaranteed.
All in Medley
If Football Coaches Talked Like Middle-School Girls
The action on the field is first rate. The press conference leaves a little to be desired.
Inside the Mind of a High School Hurdler…Presuming He Has One
As if running a race wasn’t hard enough someone had the bright idea of putting fences up along the way.
We Can Learn From the French
The French achieve proper work-life balance by doing away with the former entirely. Vive la France.
One Thing About These Dark Inns on the Blasted Heath, at Least They Don’t Hand You a Buzzer at the Front Desk
Between jumping out of my skin when the buzzer in my pocket sounds and risking being turned into sushi by the werewolves outside? Hmm, let me think about that.
I Want to Come Back as a Boomerang
Rigorous testing shows that today boomerangs finally do what they’re supposed to do. Wait. Never mind.
Champion Listicle Craftsman Falls Into Desperate Circumstances
Ten Reasons to Cheer the Demise of This Unbelievably Bad Form of Journalism.