The level of exertion chart helpfully tells you when you have passed from the land of the living and are now wandering in the Underworld.

With Mary Louise’s new cookbook now published, our weakened state will make us easy pickings for the invaders from outer space.

Novels are most useful when in the note-taking stage. No one really wants to show up on the villain side of the ledger.

Who cleans up after all these demon dogs and hellhounds anyway? I’ll tell you who.

Ever notice in the movies how the megalomaniac madman has excellent handwriting? Little danger here.

This mad scramble to get to the top, it's just not for me. I’d be perfectly satisfied to make the top 1.00001%.

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