Bill Shakespeare, Noted Industry Veteran, Speaks on Getting Your Worst Stuff Attributed to Other Writers
Let’s face it. More than once in a writer’s deadline-driven professional life he puts something to paper that isn’t up to par, that is flat stolen from someone else, that is frankly unintelligible to the reader, or that simply stinks like yesterday’s fish.
What’s a hard-working scribbler to do?
Let Bill Shakespeare take you in hand in this 3-day seminar on the banks of the lovely Avon River designed to get your plays, novels, and poetry ascribed to another writer.
“After all,” says Bill, “who knows better than me that sometimes you’re just turning out crap? Remember, I’m the guy who wrote Cymbeline! Even I couldn’t tell you what was going on in that play.”
He will show the professional and the aspiring writer alike how to:
Drop clues in remote passages that hint that the writer in fact is a different person than the guy named on the playbill
Make reference to countries, professions, habits of the higher classes, and court intrigue that the writer couldn’t possibly know about
Invite speculation as to your underlying intelligence, stability, and emotional health
Have your friends artfully suggest that you might not be who you say you are.
“Don’t be ashamed of the trash you sometimes put out there! We all have our off days! Unload it on some other author and let him take the blame. It’s just good professional prudence to be able to disown your works if need be,” reiterates Shakespeare.
Don’t delay. Sign up for this hard-hitting and valuable seminar today. You’ll walk away with a higher literary reputation and the assurance that everything in your portfolio of collected works is up to your high standards.
Act now and get a free Don’t Look at Me! coffee mug.
