The turn of the season is a reflective time and brings a single thought to mind: how to never have to mow a lawn again in your life.

With age comes wisdom: avoid any gardening product that has to be delivered to your house by forklift.

You know how they say the Mariana Trench is the deepest spot on Earth? That’s because someone dropped a sleeper sofa there.

There are some very strange noises coming from the basement, either something expensive going on the fritz or ghosts. I’m rooting for the ghosts.